Today's blurb isn't as bad as everyone might thinkThe Paris Saint-Germain manager Carlo Ancelotti has a list of big-name stars who are being touted around Europe this month. "You want the names? OK, now I tell you the players the agents are offering on the market, officially or not," revealed the Italian. "Carlos Tevez, Fernando Torres, Dimitar Berbatov, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Edinson Cavani, Fernando Llorente." Right, readers, you've got the list, sod off and make up your own rumours.Still want us to do some work? Bah! Well, Arsène Wenger has confirmed that he won't be spending any money in this transfer window – even though the Lyon chairman Jean-Michel Aulas has declared himself "rather in favour" of selling full-back and long-term Gunners ...