Today's fluff is covered in a deep layer of cinderThe Mill bought a toaster last winter. At the time it seemed like the bees knees, all shining dials and levers, promising crisp, crunchy slices of breakfast goodness and boasting the capacity to adequately service a thick teacake or hefty muffin.Sadly, though, it's not worked out. Toast pops out covered in a deep layer of cinder or as slightly dried bread, teacakes and muffins cause issues with the mechanics and an attempt to warm a Pop Tart left the kitchen unhabitable for a fortnight. Essentially, the Mill felt we had not got what we paid for. Yet when we took it back to the man with the big coat and the quint in the snug at the Dog and Ferret he only offered half our money back. Surely if...