Today's tattle has a bah that would like to meet your humbugWith three days still remaining in the run-up to Christmas, you'll have reached the point where you wish the festivities were over already. All this bonhomie really saps the spirit. But while getting back to work in January and reacquainting oneself with the humdrum will be a blessed relief, be careful what you wish for! You'll just have to face the wide-open transfer window, the incessant rumour-mongering, and all the concomitant repetition. David Beckham to Paris St Germain this, Gary Cahill to Chelsea that, David Beckham staying put at LA Galaxy the other. A prospect sure to drain what Chrimbo has left of your patience.Thank the bouncing baby Jesus, then, for a few NEW RUMOURS!!...