The great irony here being that if it was Peter Crouch, it 100% would have gone inFootball, the great reducing force in all our lives. If Jermain Defoe had stretched for that Bale cross just a millisecond earlier, we'd all be headed to work this morning without that overbearing sense of melancholy that you're probably still feeling. As it is, we're left with that familiar sense of being hard done by, mixed in with a generous helping of what might have been. In the battle of the Premier League's two newest forces, it was Man City who greedily snatched the spoils.Yet, for all the "we'll score when we want" bleating from their fans, the result hinged on the decision from Howard Webb to ignore a repulsive stamp by City's last minute penalty scorer Mario Balotelli on Scott Parker. The offence w...